keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

my phone went from 80% to 6% and it shut down im so confused

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American Horror Story: Easter

To bae or not to bae
William Shakespeare  (via gnarly)